Nicole vs. Life
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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