hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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