they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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