yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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