Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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