You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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