he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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