Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Randomize
