Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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