please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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