Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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