So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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