My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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