Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Randomize
