your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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