dude i'm inner monologue high
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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