she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
only you would photoshop your dick
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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