I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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