Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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