We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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