She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
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