Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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