some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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