I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
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