i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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