I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
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