He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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