i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
This is the high leading the old right now
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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