Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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