it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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