Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I think a kid would responsible me up
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Randomize
