Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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