On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
it's great music for shaving your balls
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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