Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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