you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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