Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
is wine microwaveable?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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