is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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