I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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