normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Couch. On fire.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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