Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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