Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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