Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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