You're completely useless in the revolution.
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
