Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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