is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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