closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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