After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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