i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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