If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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