She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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