they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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